Problems Noir by Pikey Paige

Hollywood writer and Antichrist, Goops Goombadi explains his story from death row. Meanwhile, an average Joe gets fed up with society and discovers paradise, but can he be trusted with the new responsibility of being the only human in a utopia?


Problems noir is a wild romp through the dark and boundless imagination of the author. The epic tale reads like a nightmare on paper that won’t let you put it down. This novel is nothing short of high comedy and lowlife genius working in tandem to craft an original story that has more layers than an onion and will make you cry twice as hard.


Warning: This book is for mature (18+) audience only. It contains element that can trigger a person.

Problems Noir by Pikey Paige

  • PUBLISHER: Blazing Heart Publishing
    RELEASE DATE: December 31, 2019
    GENRE: Blazing LGBT, Transgressive Fiction.
    FORMAT: eBook, Kindle Mobi
    WORD COUNT: 41,899 words
    PAGE COUNT: 132 pages

  •        To briefly describe the problems of the old world, one could say that it all stemmed from man’s stupidity and vanity. I would have to agree but will not further elaborate, for I believe history has only repeated itself because we have had history to remember and to read about. Now there is no one to remember and nothing to read about (except me and my book). History cannot repeat. I will not doom an already-doomed future to repeat a doomed history.
           I’m in a fallout shelter somewhere in South America. I’m not sure of the date but it doesn’t really matter anymore. The story I am about to tell you is my account of the events leading up to the nuking of the planet and the end of the world. I found a pen and a few stacks of paper in a desk here and I feel compelled to document the end of humanity.